John Cammarano drinks Flip 7 and becomes Quantum Flip — battling the couch-locked, bloated, sugar-crashed, brain-fogged, hangry, fast-food Johns his older self sends back… then facing Old John himself.
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Civilian John
Hub form
✅ fully animated
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Quantum Flip
Hero form
✅ fully animated
🛋️
Couch John
Boss · L2
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Bloated John
Boss · L3
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Sugar John
Boss · L4
✅ rigged
🌫️
Foggy John
Boss · L5
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Hangry John
Boss · L6
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Fast Food John
Boss · L7
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Old John
Final boss · L8
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👜
Flip 7 Bag
Collectible
spins ✨
Full voice cast — every boss taunts you in his own voice, and every objective is read aloud.
🎬 What it actually looks like
From the menu to the transform
The real main menu, and the mission-open cinematic: Civilian John casts, the swap lands at the arms-out peak of the cast, gold + green shockwaves ring out — and Quantum Flip finishes the motion.
QUANTUM FLIP
SHAKER PROTOCOL
Drink up. Flip back. Stop yourself.
NEW GAME
CONTINUE
CONTROLS
DEV MODE — unlock all levels
Quantum Flip Build v94
main menu — recreated from the live UI
🧍
Walk into a gold portal — missions start with no button press.
✨
Mage-cast transform — root motion anchored so he never drifts mid-cast.
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Swap at the arms-out peak — Quantum Flip is pre-built and picks up the same clip mid-pose. Hitch-free.
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Nova shockwave VFX — expanding gold + green ground rings, a rising energy ring, dual burst.
🗣️
“Flip seven… let’s flip the script!”
⚔️ The Arsenal
Six powers, one bag economy
Every number below is the live tuning in config.js — the breakdown doc edits these and the game reloads them.
👊Quantum JabLMB
3-hit combo — Left Jab → Right Jab → Left Hook. Plays faster the faster you click; legs keep running.
DMG 13/hit3rd hit ×1.6CD 0.36s
🔫Superfood BlastRMB hold
Hold ≥2s to arm. QB-vision cone chains a visible orb nearest→furthest until the damage is spent.
12 dmg/sec held24→60 dmgCD 3–7s
💨Protein Dash1
Lunge that stops at walls, only hits enemies in a clear lane — and vacuums bags on the way.
Cost 1 bagDMG 30CD 0.6s
🌀Mega-Blend Nova2
Radial burst that also heals 10% aging on every body part.
Cost 5 bagsDMG 60Radius 6.5u
🔥Shaker OverdriveR
20 seconds of +20% damage, ×1.25 speed, no limb aging, ~1% HP chip per hit.
Cost 7 bags20s+20% all dmg
🥤Drink ShakerF
Heals the worst-aged part first; when everything's clean, +30 health instead. Never blocked.
Cost 1 bag+15 HP on heal+30 HP clean
🏈 Signature Move
The QB-vision Superfood Blast
Hold to charge — the cone tells you everything. The pointing arm tracks the aim with real IK (never through the body), the orb charges in his palm, and release kicks a recoil.
Preview · <2s
tap = aim preview only
Armed · 2s
24 dmg minimum shot
Maxed · 5s
60 dmg · ring shows cooldown
🎯 ~90° forward vision cone
🔗 orb chains damage nearest → furthest
🏃 move, strafe & jump while charging
👁 works in first person too
👜 The Economy
Seven charges. One currency.
Flip 7 bags are the entire economy — drink them, dash with them, spend five on a Nova or bank seven for Overdrive. Bags respawn steadily (~5 on the field), and the shaker is the HUD.
Shaker
5 / 7 charges
next heal → LEGS
OVERDRIVE AT 7
Hotbar
1
💨
DASH · 1
2
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NOVA · 5
R
🔥
O.DRV · 7
F
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DRINK · 1
slots dim when unaffordable · glow + chime when ready
F71 bag = 1 charge
F7auto-collect on contact
F7full shaker? bag stays on the field
shaker · hotbar · bag rules — recreated from the live HUD
⏳ The Twist
Enemies don't just hurt you — they age you
Every hit ages the struck body part +16% and stacks a real debuff. Health stays a constant 100 — but an aged body makes that 100 worth less. Drink to turn back the clock.
Body Panel
Legs
72%
Arms
31%
Torso
12%
Head
5%
worst part highlighted · F heals it first
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Legs
−45% move speed at full age
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Arms
−45% jab damage
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Torso
+40% damage taken
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Head
vision vignette + loopy aim sway
YOU'VE AGED OUT
RETRYRETURN TO RANCH
the lose screen — HP 0 = aged out, not dead
🚪 The Campaign
Eight portals at Flip Ranch
The hub is a warm-wood wellness ranch — walk into an unlocked portal to start. Gold = open, green = beaten, gray = locked.
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Mission
Villain
Arena
Boss HP
Ages
1
Mirror Moment
Holographic echoes
Ranch mirror room
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(tutorial)
2
The Comfort Crisis
Couch John
Decaying living room
220
Head
3
Gut Check
Bloated John
Messy kitchen
260
Torso
4
Crash & Burn
Sugar John
Candy shop
240
Arms
5
Into the Fog
Foggy John
Foggy streets
250
Legs +Head
6
Rage on an Empty Stomach
Hangry John
Diner
300
Torso
7
Grease Lightning
Fast Food John
Fast-food lot
320
Torso +Head
8
The Mirror Reckoning
Old John
Distorted ranch
520
ALL
Indoor arenas have real ceilings; open-air stages keep their skies (v94). Every mission: transform in → boss + minions + bags → back to the ranch.
😈 The Rogues' Gallery
Every John fights like his vice
🛋️
Couch John
Pillow barrages that fog your head. “Why stand… when you can just sink in?”
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Bloated John
Belly-bump dash + belly-slam AoE knockdown. “There's always room for one more bite.”
Banana slips + colander frisbees. “Can't think straight, can you?”
😡
Hangry John
Pitchfork rage — and he eats your Flip 7 bags to heal. You compete for the same pickups. “I am starving, and it is all your fault!”
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Fast Food John
Fry daggers + a telegraphed giant-cheeseburger drop. Soda-spill minions slow your legs. “Order's up, hero!”
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Old John
Every boss's moveset + a staff slam that ages all four parts · 3 phases with time-warps · minions spawn as the six Johns. “I am what you become.”
Bosses approach to preferred range and strafe — no face-camping. Projectiles embed in walls for a beat, then vanish.
🎓 Mission 1
The Quantum Boot Camp
One question — “played games like this before?” — forks the same 14 stages into standard or fully-guided beginner mode. Every objective is voiced (Sterling), gated, and device-aware. No timeouts, no skipped learning — but Skip Training is always one tap away.
💾 progress survives refresh — even inside an embedded iframe
📜 Changelog
Recent builds, v92 → v100
The full history lives in the breakdown doc — 94 builds and counting. The latest five, plus a couple of small ones worth knowing:
v100Two overhaul showcases + contained mobile docs — the finale now tracks the latest gameplay overhaul AND the latest performance overhaul separately; breakdown-doc tables (incl. the async live-tuning grid) stay inside their boxes on mobile.minor
v99Mobile nav out of the way — the right-side dot rail becomes compact prev/next buttons + a slide counter in the bottom corner on phones, and the touch-controls mock scales to a clean miniature in portrait instead of jumbling.minor
v98Deck actions tuck away on phones — the full-screen / PDF / PowerPoint buttons collapse into a ⋯ corner button that drops them down on tap, so they never cover the top of a slide.minor
v97Fullscreen edge-to-edge + cone triptych polish — viewport-fit=cover kills the landscape letterbox bar (content clears the notch via safe-area padding); portrait QB-vision stages resized with proportional triangles.minor
v96This deck reflows on phones — bigger re-arranged mobile layout (stacked columns, larger type; landscape goes multi-column) instead of zoom-shrinking the desktop view. PDF untouched.major
v95This deck ships in-game — DEV MODE unlocks a FEATURES SHOWCASE menu button beside GAME BREAKDOWN, and real screenshots/clips dropped in assets/docs-media/ render on their own slide.major
v94Camera can no longer sink under the floor — it slides along it, the floor renders double-sided, and the three indoor stages got real ceilings.major
v93iOS gyro root cause — the permission prompt only qualifies from a completed gesture; the button now fires on touchend. All 15 synth SFX pre-rendered to buffers.major
v92Touch-start hitch killed — audio unlock rate-limited, every shader pre-compiled at level entry, gyro watchdog separates the three failure modes.major
🎮 Latest Gameplay Overhaul
The Quantum Boot Camp
v34 → v37 — Mission 1 became a real onboarding: one question forks the same 14 stages into a quick refresher or a fully-guided beginner course, every step voiced and gated so nobody gets lost.
"played games like this?" forks standard (action-gated) vs fully-guided beginner — same 14 stages
100% voiced
every objective read aloud (Sterling) — the read-lock releases exactly when the clip ends
guided targets
floating ring / hold-aim orb / jump-box + a 3D arrow that points the way in beginner mode
isolation drills
during a power drill only that ability works — every other button greys out
aging preview
a full-aged-head dizzy-cam shows each debuff, then you drink to clear it — learn the twist safely
⚡ Latest Performance Overhaul
The Mobile Performance Overhaul
v83 → v94 — a twelve-build campaign that took the phone experience from "playable" to smooth: every hitch hunted to its root cause, measured, and killed.
19M → 3.2M
pixels per frame — capped render budget + adaptive resolution that follows real FPS (v85)